To Clarify

I couldn't really evaluate my performance.

I was trying hard,

but, also, as someone else might say, hardly trying.

I wanted to be able to clearly ascertain 

the reality of the situation,

but, unfortunately, clear ascertainment 

is not my strong suit.

Instead, I am good at fog machines and generating

foggy environments like those created by

real smoke, dry ice, or genuine fog. Now,

when you think you understand

all of the songs from the eighties, that's

when the fear creeps up on you

and you can feel sharp, itty claws.