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One thing more stupid

than poetry

is hitting a person

with a hammer.

Another thing stupider

than a poem

is rubbing your

knuckles with sandpaper.

If you pushed a baby

stroller in front 

of a bus, that would

be worse than a poem.

Something else worse

than a poem, putting 

ketchup in the 

pockets of your black suit.

Also worse might

be walking 

into a wall or killing

a little fish.

Also (I just thought of this)

a serious ailment

is way worse

than the average poem.