Sunday, April 26, 2009


One thing more stupid
than poetry
is hitting a person
with a hammer.

Another thing stupider
than a poem
is rubbing your
knuckles with sandpaper.

If you pushed a baby
stroller in front 
of a bus, that would
be worse than a poem.

Something else worse
than a poem, putting 
ketchup in the 
pockets of your black suit.

Also worse might
be walking 
into a wall or killing
a little fish.

Also (I just thought of this)
a serious ailment
is way worse
than the average poem.