Wednesday, December 12, 2007

The Beautiful Holidays

There are options in the universe. For instance, your Santa could look severe, with like antler-wreath-horns springing out of his head. Also, his white gloves might clash brightly with the torso clothing of your children. He could seem to consider the possibility of not being Santa. Which is true. Also, your son could have just asked for Don on a motorcycle and also "cars." You weren't there, but your daughter isn't happy. You can tell by the way she is screaming. Additionally, the way she is fighting to get free, waving her arms, etc. You may even be thinking, well, this guy's Santa-beard isn't even adequate. Nobody will believe this miracle.