Asking a Question and Answering It for Myself

Where will you be, Friday, March 2nd, at 11:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m.? I will be in Atlanta at the annual AWP conference. I will be at the Barnwood Press book fair booth (#242). I will be signing copies of Hitler's Mustache. I can control the fine motor movements of my right hand and can thus indicate my actual presence by manipulating a writing instrument. It is a real marvel. I'd like to show you this, if you're around. You could show me stuff too. Like your face and your sunny disposition.