How to Spend Money

So, I had  just finished reading some poems

and came back to my stool and sat down and

pulled back my beer and sucked on it a little

and looking out the window I saw 

the image of a tow truck just as

it was pulling out of the parking lot

with my car, which was attached 

to the ass end of the tow truck and I was 

like, there goes my car.

And it was lucky I had a friend there

with a 100 bucks cash and lucky to see the car

go because they wouldn't accept anything

but cash. And the point is only that those reading

after me, like Joe B. and Ryan R. and 

Megan V. and Joe M. and Jeremy B. and

whoever else might be reading

that I'm not aware of, I missed. 

I wouldn't have been able to stay the whole

time anyway, but I feel bad leaving.

Anyway, you people, I was able to get my car

without a ton of trouble. 

I'm sure the rest of the evening rocked.