Good Night, Thanksgiving!

We spent the past few days
with my new niece and her new
parents and my other sister-in-law
and her boyfriend. I love them all. And no
one ate turkey, I think.
I did not drink a bottle of urine.
I did not see a dead deer with
no penis.
Also, no obliterated bears in the road or
Star Trek geeks wobbling.
The exact opposite happened.
Every shade of brown was handsome.