Election Haiku

Since Obama is
half-white, we elected a
black president too

Sarah Palin is
a real hot rod baby, I
mean, that makes no sense

For McCain/Palin
supporters, suck it up.
Your turn to wince, bitch

I know I sound dumb
but it's true that I'm very
uncool, deep down like

"There was no looting
and that's surprising given
how those people are"

Post W, a
liberal sounds pretty good.
Pre W, too