I'm So Glad You Found Me

It occurs to me that you're looking to buy a book of poetry about Hitler's Mustache. Perhaps you're like, Yeah, I'm looking for a book of poetry about Hitler's Mustache. In this case, you have found your blog. I have a book to offer you. You can buy it here and here. I know this is pretty selfish of me, but I hope you'll understand. I assume you're selfish too. But in a good way. Buying the book may seem like a waste of money, but I don't think that's true. Of course, I'm biased, but I'll say here that I think I'm being objective. I could include quotations regarding what a terrific book it is, but I feel better just alluding to them and leaving it at that.