Questions to the Universe

This is Rich Cohen, author of "Becoming Adolf" in the November issue of Vanity Fair. I like his mustache because it's ridiculous. I have mentioned this before. He didn't keep that 'stach, which is probably a good decision. Rich, you should contact me for a free book. You're interested in this subject and yet you don't want to learn more about it via a FREE book? I can't understand this. We're probably close in age. We're both interested in a tyrant's upper lip scruff. We should be best friends! I'm sure you'd like my wife. My kids are adorable. Why you so coy, Rich? Why you so shy?