Seriously, Tina!

It's a football game and it's important
that one team beats the other team.
I don't care whether you understand.
I don't fucking care if you get it!
Get over yourself, Tina!
All these years, with your fucking friends,
and your exaggerated sense of self!
I don't know how your Schwan Man tolerated you.
I've met a ton of record store employees
and you're not even wearing denim.
Sure, all of us make errors,
but the way you prance around here is ridiculous.
Seriously, Tina, grow up! We're all
tired of your shit.