Totally, Totally True

When I was a kid I ground a pebble into my forehead.
I don't know exactly how I did that.
The doctors told my parents it would work its way out eventually.
30 something years later, it seems to be coming out.
It is right in the middle of my forehead.
I tell my wife, "I am turning into a unicorn."
The pebble seems to have grown into a rock.
The rock seems to have developed a small pouch beneath it.
I can feel it when I rub it in a circular way.
The pouch seems to be pushing the rock toward the surface.
The surface keeps rising.
Soon my new horn will be all rhino, fuckers!
If you watch Sandy Weill, former Chairman and CEO of Citigroup,
on Charlie Rose you will see that he, too, seems
to be becoming a unicorn. We are very similar in this way.