Now It's Late and I'm Waiting

In the world there is instability and loose nuclear weapons.

In Muncie, Indiana at the Deleware County fairgrounds, people race stock cars.

My parents are in town and that's basically lovely.

I have a fear lizard that is imitating my tongue in the region that it attaches to the back of my mouth.

There seems like there is a more efficient way of saying all of this, but I can't think of what it is.

There was a bomb scare in the parking lot.

But everyone is okay, baby.